Ack! Prompt me, please?

Apparently, today is the Amnesty Deadline for Kink bingo.

Apparently, nothing I've written in the last year qualifies for my card.

Apparently, I never even managed to post my card this year.

Apparently, I desperately need prompting.

Pretty, pretty please, oh flist, prompt me?

Gimme a random prompt (e.g. character(s) x and grid ref A1 to E5) or peek at my card under the cut for something specific. Or both.

Ack, I say again, ACK.

( Peek )

{ETA: I have been reliably informed that the amnesty deadline is still a month away and that I was looking at last year's date, to which I say \o/ \O/ \o/}